Saturday, August 19, 2017

What's in My Pokemon Ho Bag?

Colfax is wild 🐾 here's what I pack for the hunt:
(I keep the love gloves in my boot or bra: easy access)
baby wipes (sometimes I pour witch hazel in the bag, helps with soreness)
safety pins, men's deodorant (works better)
hotel sample of hair conditioner (doubles as body lotion)
glitter (I like to sprinkle blue glitter in my hair, white glitter in my body lotion)
red lipstick, gloss, black eyeliner, waterproof mascara
mirror, concealer, nail polish, file
knock-off perfume (Angel & Happy 😊 the irony keeps me awake all night)
nonlatex makeup sponge (cut in half, stuff up the pikachu in emergencies lol no really)
toilet seat covers, cytotec, Justin Bieber toothbrush, gum (hygiene is important!)
half-eaten Wendy's chicken bacon deluxe LOL who has time to eat?!
glitter bra for ⭐super powers⭐ on slow days πŸ˜‰
 extra black lace thong (I have a customer or two who like to buy souvenirs lol)
pepper spray, shank, 1911 (matches the thong)
Toyota emblem I picked up off the street (T for Tasha!)
food stamp card, Panda Express card (gift from John), hotel room key cards

Why the Pokemon bag? It lets me always have the 'playing PokΓ©mon Go' excuse while walking the streets, as long as I'm holding my phone πŸ˜‰ Plus cute cartoon stuff makes you look younger+innocent, more believable when you say you're a "student"... πŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺ
I'd like to Pikachu naked LoL
Whip out those Pokeballs-
I'll make your Bulba sore!
Wanna Squirtle in my Meowth?