Merry Christmas, Creeps!

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F the Polis!

"Adults should be free to make their own decisions"- Governor Jared Polis

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Hypocritical, lying piece of shit 💩

2am Buzz

Trouble at the Trax

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Hump Day!

Did you know bullsnakes can swim? Yup.

They're my spirit animal.

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Look at this big bass fish I found at Sloan's Lake.

It tried to but my big toe off! 😲 Stay outta the water!!

just kidding 😂

Idk wtf happened to my big toe today?! 🤷

Ok, furreal, no more dogs 😭 please

So yeah... LOL quit that side hustle!

You can catch me back on the daily grind-

pick me out easy, I'm *hobbling*

Throw a nickel at me, please, anything helps!

Run Away Bride

Today started off great! $200 and a dead white rose bouquet...

Oh yeah, yeah- and a F TRUMP bracelet 😂

(Omg I didn't take the Walmart sticker off my shirt)

But then the sky freakin' turned *ORANGE"!

And ashes falling from the sky like snowflakes, the fires are still burning Colorado to the ground, it's out of control, the apocalypse is among us!

I think we're gonna die 😲

mountains are on fire

This isn't a pretty sunset, this is the mountains burning down because stupid transplants destroy everything.

Some days I can't even see the mountains.

That red dot behind the lavender is the sun 😢

I been finding a lot of dead birds lately.

Under bird were bunch of maggots, cremated them.

Let's go downtown!

Is it raining between my legs? Why am I soaking *wet*? 😂

Amish zombies...

side-hustlin'

 Smells like shit.

Works been slow, the men's keep coming up pathetically short, so I'm double-fistin' as a dog walker now. 

Two bitches walkin' lol that's us! Call me 😘

Look at this weird fake grass lawn 😲 

I live in a shithole but at least I have real grass! F dis 💩

OMG! Firehouse across from Casa Bonita 😍

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Got me some *glow* laces so Daddy can find me at night. 

And look what I found at night 😂 naughty worms!!

Aww, look- these people are growing weeds! How cute ♥️

 

Lots of dead rats in Denver lately.

Abraham Lincoln is, like, the face of poverty ☹

  I have to go cry in my rat pillow now!!

I drink Coronas for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! 😋