Sunday, November 14, 2021

F the Polis!

"Adults should be free to make their own decisions"- Governor Jared Polis
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Hypocritical, lying piece of shit 💩


Wednesday, May 19, 2021

Hump Day!

Did you know bullsnakes can swim? Yup.
They're my spirit animal.
.
Look at this big bass fish I found at Sloan's Lake.
It tried to but my big toe off! 😲 Stay outta the water!!
Large mouth bass fish Sloan's Lake Denver ColoradoBruised big toe knuckle foot red nail polish Colorado street walker park
just kidding 😂
Idk wtf happened to my big toe today?! 🤷

Wednesday, February 3, 2021

Ok, furreal, no more dogs 😭 please
bit and mangled heel of foot infection
So yeah... LOL quit that side hustle!
You can catch me back on the daily grind-
pick me out easy, I'm *hobbling*
Throw a nickel at me, please, anything helps!

Friday, October 16, 2020

Run Away Bride

Today started off great! $200 and a dead white rose bouquet...
Oh yeah, yeah- and a F TRUMP bracelet 😂
(Omg I didn't take the Walmart sticker off my shirt)

But then the sky freakin' turned *ORANGE"!
And ashes falling from the sky like snowflakes, the fires are still burning Colorado to the ground, it's out of control, the apocalypse is among us!
I think we're gonna die 😲

Saturday, August 15, 2020

mountains are on fire

This isn't a pretty sunset, this is the mountains burning down because stupid transplants destroy everything.
Rocky Mountains forest fires burning bad air quality Denver coughing allergies Covid
Some days I can't even see the mountains.
That red dot behind the lavender is the sun 😢

I been finding a lot of dead birds lately.
Lighting maggots on fire with blow torch
Under bird were bunch of maggots, cremated them.

Tuesday, August 4, 2020

Let's go downtown!

Is it raining between my legs? Why am I soaking *wet*? 😂
Brand New Corvette! stolen car next to dumpster Denver trash worthless police
Amish zombies...
Amish tourists in Denver Colorado 16th Street Mall modern shopping

Wednesday, June 10, 2020

side-hustlin'

 Smells like shit.
Works been slow, the men's keep coming up pathetically short, so I'm double-fistin' as a dog walker now. 
Two bitches walkin' lol that's us! Call me 😘
Look at this weird fake grass lawn 😲 
I live in a shithole but at least I have real grass! F dis 💩
DeadMau5 on Colfax Denver Colorado Red Rocks Amphitheatre
OMG! Firehouse across from Casa Bonita 😍
dead squirrel Lakewood Colorado off Colfax near RTD lightrail Wadsworth.
Got me some *glow* laces so Daddy can find me at night. 
And look what I found at night 😂 naughty worms!!
Aww, look- these people are growing weeds! How cute ♥️
dead vole Broomfield Colorado next to lake 
Lots of dead rats in Denver lately.

Thursday, April 30, 2020

Abraham Lincoln is, like, the face of poverty
  I have to go cry in my rat pillow now!!

Saturday, March 21, 2020

I drink Coronas for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! 😋
protect yourself on dates from catching covid-19 Denver ColoradoYOU DOWN WITH PPE YEAH YOU KNOW ME 90s rap meme